<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941</id><updated>2011-07-30T22:37:23.604+03:00</updated><category term='Burzum'/><category term='2012'/><category term='plictisitor'/><category term='Aiurea'/><category term='Sartre'/><category term='piguletii in actiune'/><category term='DF'/><category term='caritabil'/><category term='Robin Williams'/><category term='The Knife'/><category term='Creedence Clearwater Revival'/><category term='dinamo'/><category term='bucuresti'/><category term='Heidegger'/><category term='concert'/><category term='Liiceanu'/><category term='iron maiden'/><category term='Legionari'/><category term='review'/><category term='Cioran'/><category term='Platon'/><category term='ProTV'/><title type='text'>Verbal Masturbate</title><subtitle type='html'>We've got no time to lose 
Your news is old news 
Hate this, hate me, hate this 
Right approach for the wrong 
It's time to spread the word 
Let the voice be heard 
All of us, one of us, all of us 
Dominate and take the motherfucking world</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>615</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7913077552430482820</id><published>2010-08-15T19:15:00.006+03:00</published><updated>2010-08-15T19:46:54.671+03:00</updated><title type='text'>scurt</title><summary type='text'>Este FMAB una dintre cele mai reusite povesti spuse vreodata? Eu zic ca da. De ce? 1. Nu ai cum sa nu te identifici cu personajele principale2. Winry si Ed, ca sidestory, fuckin' A3. Unele momente sunt autentic amuzante4. Personaje complexe, poveste incredibil de tare, animatie superba.5. Scenariul scris de o femeie =&gt; complexitate++ 6. Personaje mascota absolut adorabile (black and white cat/</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7913077552430482820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7913077552430482820' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7913077552430482820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7913077552430482820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/08/scurt.html' title='scurt'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-6776370239635846615</id><published>2010-08-10T21:36:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2010-08-10T21:38:52.651+03:00</updated><title type='text'>to my trolls</title><summary type='text'>Keep up the good work or you'll get fucked with a spoon. Yours truly, K. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/6776370239635846615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=6776370239635846615' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6776370239635846615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6776370239635846615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/08/to-my-trolls.html' title='to my trolls'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-737355903915109593</id><published>2010-08-05T20:23:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2010-08-10T21:35:21.458+03:00</updated><title type='text'>ciulini</title><summary type='text'>Soarele apune si cerul devine sangeriu; dupa caldura din timpul zilei tot ce e viu incepe sa se trezeasca sfintind locul cu viata si mister. Drumul serpuieste gol si praful din spate este acolo ca un detinut condamnat la moarte de vantul care adie usor. Nu am timp sa ma grabesc si chior, asa cum sunt, nu pot vedea unde, sau daca, drumul asta de tara se va termina vreodata. Dar nu am timp sa ma </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/737355903915109593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=737355903915109593' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/737355903915109593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/737355903915109593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/08/ciulini.html' title='ciulini'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-4829742524516683165</id><published>2010-08-05T15:26:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2010-08-05T16:28:53.628+03:00</updated><title type='text'>sunt pietre-n apa, apa-i sarata!</title><summary type='text'>Si-am fost la mare si-acum mi-e lene sa vorbesc. Si-o sa folosesc asa de multe cratime pe-aici ca o sa aveti impresia ca multe furnicute va invadeaza monitorul. Asa. Barfa time. Si-am fost in Bucuresti 2 sa stau la plaja, sa inot, sa ma bronzez, sa dau in cap, sa-mi dau in cap, sa dormitez, sa fac prostii si tot felul de alte lucruri pe care le faci in Bucuresti 2. Au fost 6 zile destul de </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/4829742524516683165/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=4829742524516683165' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4829742524516683165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4829742524516683165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/08/sunt-pietre-n-apa-apa-i-sarata.html' title='sunt pietre-n apa, apa-i sarata!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2444972380763486492</id><published>2010-07-16T14:59:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2010-07-16T15:38:33.842+03:00</updated><title type='text'>punga</title><summary type='text'>Fumez mult si ma trezesc in fiecare dimineata cu gura punga, limba amortita si o lene dureroasa care ma aduce, zilnic, in pragul nebuniei. Nebun, ma ridic cu greu; in dus apa e grea, numai efortul necesar de a ramane intr-o pozitie verticala este de ajuns sa ma lesine. Lesinat imi incerc norocul cu vremea de afara, cu cimentul incins si cu drumul prea bine stiut. Stiu ca am trei trasee pe care le</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2444972380763486492/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2444972380763486492' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2444972380763486492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2444972380763486492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/07/punga.html' title='punga'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2791050105527309079</id><published>2010-07-12T19:17:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2010-07-12T19:37:26.589+03:00</updated><title type='text'>si ce rau imi pare...</title><summary type='text'>Observ un lucru interesant in ultimul timp si imi pare rau ca nu reusesc sa inteleg pe deplin fenomenul care leaga, aproape matematic, atitudini, actiuni si decizii de o anumita varsta. De exemplu: "cum sa stau inchis in casa sambata noaptea? am doar xx ani!" sau "trebuie sa ma grabesc sa ma fac zob ca doar acum am timp sa fac prostii." In acelasi timp nu inteleg oamenii care incearca, cu toata </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2791050105527309079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2791050105527309079' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2791050105527309079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2791050105527309079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/07/si-ce-rau-imi-pare.html' title='si ce rau imi pare...'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1032244706016700195</id><published>2010-07-04T15:46:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2010-07-04T15:59:37.838+03:00</updated><title type='text'>all hail promoe!</title><summary type='text'>"Are you feelin' smart, Romania? You look smart! Do you feel smart?" Promoe si Cosmic au facut un show pe care o sa il uit foarte greu. Nu o sa scriu despre concert pentru ca orice comentariu ar fi inutil. Trebuie sa spun doar ca am ascultat "Fly Away" si "Bandit Queen" live. "Hey Romania! Do you ever feel tired?""Noooooooooooooo""Never? Really!? Well I do feel tired sometimes!" "Now, I want all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1032244706016700195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1032244706016700195' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1032244706016700195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1032244706016700195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/07/all-hail-promoe.html' title='all hail promoe!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8970070319880704710</id><published>2010-04-05T19:15:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2010-04-05T19:21:46.074+03:00</updated><title type='text'>"on a chair with a dead magazine"</title><summary type='text'>Purrrfect for a rainy day. ----------------Now playing: Leonard Cohen - Take This Waltz via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8970070319880704710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8970070319880704710' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8970070319880704710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8970070319880704710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/04/on-chair-with-dead-magazine.html' title='&quot;on a chair with a dead magazine&quot;'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5788683714601389324</id><published>2010-03-28T23:55:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2010-03-29T00:23:23.913+03:00</updated><title type='text'>cosmar!</title><summary type='text'>Cum ar arata un trailer pentru un cosmar? Pentru ca abia am vazut Shutter Island si de dimineata m-am uitat, de amuzament, la trailerul de la Airplane! ma gandesc ca starea mea actuala este perfecta pentru a descrie cum mi-as comercializa un cosmar. Sigur, nu le-as da de inteles oamenilor ca este un cosmar si ca totul se intampla in mintea mea. Nu, nu. Cosmar! (muzica creepy pe fundal)Camera </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5788683714601389324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5788683714601389324' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5788683714601389324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5788683714601389324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/03/cosmar.html' title='cosmar!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2520868474912385615</id><published>2010-03-22T16:37:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-03-22T16:50:45.309+02:00</updated><title type='text'>constatare</title><summary type='text'>Nu lasati autostopisti in masina. Oamenii astia  te indeamna sa conduci prea repede, sa asculti muzica un pic mai tare, sa folosesti un anumit tip de odorizant, sa iei curbele mai agresiv; te fac sa te simti bine, sa razi si sa faci totul cu placere, sa ajungi la timp si sa te uiti pe harta. Te indeamna sa-ti cureti masina, sa-ti dai scaunul mai in fata ca sa privesti tot timpul inainte; te </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2520868474912385615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2520868474912385615' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2520868474912385615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2520868474912385615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/03/constatare.html' title='constatare'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1447908453341600658</id><published>2010-03-20T20:33:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-03-20T20:44:19.321+02:00</updated><title type='text'>ma-sa-i</title><summary type='text'>"Cine-o scapa ma-sa-i..." Spun copiii. Niste oameni inteligenti, trecuti prin facultate, cu capul pe umeri si cu lumea la picioare, se gandesc si fac din asta un adevarat joc: cu reguli, cu o ierarhie, cu un cod de bune maniere, se stabilesc limite si un juriu si gata! Cine-o scapa ma-sa-i curva, da?Mingea de metal si sfoara zboara dintr-o parte in alta. E prinsa cu miscari gratioase si calculate</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1447908453341600658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1447908453341600658' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1447908453341600658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1447908453341600658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/03/ma-sa-i.html' title='ma-sa-i'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1500888193362026031</id><published>2010-03-20T20:25:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-03-20T20:30:00.887+02:00</updated><title type='text'>din nou, nu inteleg</title><summary type='text'>Am spus-o si voi repeta: cel mai mult urasc sa ma gasesc in situatia in care pur si simplu nu inteleg. Nu am mai scris ceva plangacios pe aici de ceva vreme... VBM is all about testosterone and bitchiz and cars and joy rides and shit. Unfortunately it's breaking down. And I don't get it. Becoming a hater in 3..2..1 Go!----------------Now playing: REM - Mad Worldvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1500888193362026031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1500888193362026031' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1500888193362026031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1500888193362026031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/03/din-nou-nu-inteleg.html' title='din nou, nu inteleg'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5076301547040450434</id><published>2010-02-27T21:59:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-27T22:12:34.783+02:00</updated><title type='text'>tip</title><summary type='text'>In primul si-n primul rand o urare: la multi ani bai Mada! In al doilea rand ma simt suficient de cocky incat sa dau cateva sfaturi.So listen up!1. Relatiile interumane se bazeaza pe cateva lucruri destul de simple si cel mai important factor de luat in calcul nu este nici altruismul, nici iubirea, nici prietenia (de fapt, nici un cuvant care s-ar incadra in categoria "nobil"). Acest factor se </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5076301547040450434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5076301547040450434' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5076301547040450434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5076301547040450434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/tip.html' title='tip'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8056119438930213331</id><published>2010-02-21T23:03:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-21T23:07:42.731+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Noua infatisare</title><summary type='text'>A venit timpul sa schimb ceva la felul cum arata blogul. Trolii nu mai pot comenta aiurea si pagina arata destul de curat si totul e simplu.Ca sa folositi arhiva: faceti click pe ultimul dash, selectati luna pe care doriti sa o cititi, click. Apoi, click pe dash-ul cu entries.----------------Now playing: Kutz - Spaceman V.I.Pvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8056119438930213331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8056119438930213331' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8056119438930213331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8056119438930213331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/noua-infatisare.html' title='Noua infatisare'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1090476085040507819</id><published>2010-02-21T18:10:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-21T18:17:41.695+02:00</updated><title type='text'>asap</title><summary type='text'>Ieri am condus pana mi-a amortit piciorul stang, am stat in soare si, in general, m-am simtit bine.  Cine poate sa-mi spuna ce am facut vineri se va bucura de vesnica mea recunostinta. Pe bune. ----------------Now playing: 6blocc - The Endvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1090476085040507819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1090476085040507819' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1090476085040507819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1090476085040507819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/asap.html' title='asap'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7986654360636855535</id><published>2010-02-20T14:30:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T14:51:23.191+02:00</updated><title type='text'>follow-up</title><summary type='text'>follow-up from here:Rasetele sunt mereu insotite de cele mai bombastice gesturi. E ca si cum a rade a devenit un adevarat eveniment social care merita sarbatorit si afisat. Cu miscari largi si rapide, stau la masa si-si afiseaza veselia in asa fel incat sa fie vazuta de toti. Inauntru sinapsele sunt atacate cu ura si incep sa putrezeasca incet, incet. Gesturile se lasa pierdute intr-un trecut </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7986654360636855535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7986654360636855535' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7986654360636855535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7986654360636855535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/follow-up.html' title='follow-up'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7851654710054403105</id><published>2010-02-20T12:57:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T13:13:31.945+02:00</updated><title type='text'>autodicteu</title><summary type='text'>Am pe birou: bricheta, ochelarii, telefonul, clestii de la niste cabluri de alimentare, niste casti, un opritor de usa, un modem, un memory stick, un cablu USB, o sticluta de paxeladine si un inhalator Bioparaox, o foaie pe care am dat doua schite, comanda de aseara de la mancare chinezeasca, o lampa stricata, un ceas, un pix rosu, jumatatde de ciocolata, o folie de paracetamol, un CD, un adaptor</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7851654710054403105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7851654710054403105' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7851654710054403105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7851654710054403105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/autodicteu.html' title='autodicteu'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-4786571597031858503</id><published>2010-02-20T11:00:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T11:02:18.876+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Work</title><summary type='text'>I am stuck at work but I am really running away in my mind. ----------------Now playing: Bratkilla - Dreamervia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/4786571597031858503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=4786571597031858503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4786571597031858503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4786571597031858503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/work.html' title='Work'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8403740913786048974</id><published>2010-02-19T16:20:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T16:29:36.963+02:00</updated><title type='text'>resurrection</title><summary type='text'>I've approached her as gently as I could; a spark marked the night. After that, she came back to life as soon as I've inserted it in her, screaming and furiously griming my brains against her unholy face. Her insides started lighting up like they used to; I touched her softly and she started roaring. We're friends again and she's not dead anymore. The sun is shining and she's breathing her air in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8403740913786048974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8403740913786048974' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8403740913786048974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8403740913786048974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/resurrection.html' title='resurrection'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3507297417771148200</id><published>2010-02-17T21:22:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T21:23:21.065+02:00</updated><title type='text'>and a song</title><summary type='text'>Face Caspa ce a facut Skream cu La Roux? ----------------Now playing: deadmau5 &amp; Kaskade - I Remember (Caspa Remix)via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3507297417771148200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3507297417771148200' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3507297417771148200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3507297417771148200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/and-song.html' title='and a song'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1656825342410552853</id><published>2010-02-17T21:02:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T21:19:42.979+02:00</updated><title type='text'>ma las</title><summary type='text'>Azi am luat o decizie destul de importanta. Dar pana sa ajung sa va povestesc care este aceasta, trebuie sa mentionez ca odata ce ma leg la cap cu ceva, perseverenta cu care sunt dotat ma ajuta sa duc la indeplinire cam tot ce imi propun. Poate sa dureze 5 minute sau poate chiar un an, daca vreau ceva, acel ceva va fi al meu. Astazi am decis sa ma las. Sa renunt. Sa capitulez. Am decis sa reneg </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1656825342410552853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1656825342410552853' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1656825342410552853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1656825342410552853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/ma-las.html' title='ma las'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1871770800012691649</id><published>2010-02-17T19:13:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T19:14:46.718+02:00</updated><title type='text'>nice</title><summary type='text'>I am stuck at work, but I am x-stepping in my mind. ----------------Now playing: George Lenton - One Last Timevia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1871770800012691649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1871770800012691649' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1871770800012691649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1871770800012691649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/nice.html' title='nice'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7497683148793321147</id><published>2010-02-15T22:56:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T22:58:28.902+02:00</updated><title type='text'>new homepage</title><summary type='text'>La dracu' cu Google! Meh.ro e mai tare!(Pentru trolul care sta sub podul de Ajax al blogului: suck it!) ----------------Now playing: Deadmau5 - I Remember Ft. Kaskade (Caspa Remix)via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7497683148793321147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7497683148793321147' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7497683148793321147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7497683148793321147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-homepage.html' title='new homepage'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1260812322790330260</id><published>2010-02-12T18:53:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T19:29:21.495+02:00</updated><title type='text'>drunk, oh so drunk</title><summary type='text'>Capitolul 1: Traditii studentestiAnunt cu o voce putin ragusita ca mi-am regasit pofta de a bea si ca pauza de cateva luni (ca o calatorie mai lunga printr-un desert) s-a terminat. Ziua de baut se extinde de joi pana vineri (ceea ce inseamna ca, matematic, sunt de fapt doua zile), intre cele doua existand, totusi, cateva diferente de stil. Ziua de joi se mentine pe poziii ca fiind usor chill, cu </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1260812322790330260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1260812322790330260' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1260812322790330260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1260812322790330260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/drunk-oh-so-drunk.html' title='drunk, oh so drunk'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5718487554551715485</id><published>2010-02-10T21:36:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-10T21:41:20.449+02:00</updated><title type='text'>dubstep trist</title><summary type='text'>Desi multi nu sunt de acord, sunt de parere ca asta este singura melodie dubstep care este trista. Cat de trista? Sigur Ros trista. Da, sunt ciudat. ----------------Now playing: D Numbers - Xylem Upvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5718487554551715485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5718487554551715485' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5718487554551715485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5718487554551715485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/dubstep-trist.html' title='dubstep trist'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3601594609147636335</id><published>2010-02-10T21:10:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-10T21:19:25.190+02:00</updated><title type='text'>romgleza</title><summary type='text'>Am iesit din bloc si, in timp ce mergeam down the street ( ye yeah!), un caine destul de cute, cu niste ochi mari si black se apropie de me. Ma uit inspre it si ma gandesc: this little dog has cei mai profunzi ochi I've ever vazut. Fulgii de zapada, white and puffy, se lipesc de blana lui like glue does to many different construction materials asa ca ma decid sa pet it and go my own drum. PLM,yor</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3601594609147636335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3601594609147636335' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3601594609147636335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3601594609147636335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/romgleza.html' title='romgleza'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-9165606427082745996</id><published>2010-02-10T10:44:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-02-10T11:32:24.833+02:00</updated><title type='text'>hey, hey!</title><summary type='text'>i will never get bored of the bar scene i am busy, but this stupid cold is slowing me downthus, the slowing me down theory (check the bandit queen for more information)my fever is reaching top notch on the thermometer as I writethus, the fever theory (check the bandit queen for more information)I love the zen shot (check with the bandit queen for more info)I'm not complaining about the weather, I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/9165606427082745996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=9165606427082745996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9165606427082745996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9165606427082745996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/02/hey-hey.html' title='hey, hey!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-9177972590462460580</id><published>2010-01-31T19:53:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-31T19:54:22.657+02:00</updated><title type='text'>minimal</title><summary type='text'>posting. Sesiune FTW!----------------Now playing: Koan Sound - Blessedvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/9177972590462460580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=9177972590462460580' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9177972590462460580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9177972590462460580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/minimal.html' title='minimal'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2453262135395178541</id><published>2010-01-31T19:52:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-31T19:53:26.403+02:00</updated><title type='text'>friends</title><summary type='text'>is cooler. ----------------Now playing: Le Peuple De L'Herbe - The Fallvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2453262135395178541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2453262135395178541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2453262135395178541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2453262135395178541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/friends.html' title='friends'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5187633911964984339</id><published>2010-01-29T18:20:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T18:24:41.181+02:00</updated><title type='text'>shifting social norms</title><summary type='text'>Fuck!----------------Now playing: Rusko - Cockney Thug (Caspa Remix)via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5187633911964984339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5187633911964984339' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5187633911964984339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5187633911964984339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/shifting-social-norms.html' title='shifting social norms'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-4790859453729719911</id><published>2010-01-27T21:05:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T21:22:51.530+02:00</updated><title type='text'>facebook</title><summary type='text'>I'm quite a facebook freak; you know how it is, moderately thinking about how I could improve my internet face and the way total strangers, that I don't really give a shit about, perceive my virtual persona. To quote Carlin, it's all nice without being dandy and sometimes it's just dandy without that special touch of niceness. Unfortunately it can get quite annoying from time to time, especially </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/4790859453729719911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=4790859453729719911' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4790859453729719911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4790859453729719911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/facebook.html' title='facebook'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8480479218033331909</id><published>2010-01-27T20:59:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T21:04:22.734+02:00</updated><title type='text'>good thing</title><summary type='text'>I have Oz. He's fury and cute. Not mean and fuckin' awkward. Thus, I shall conclude: small dogs are not dogs at all. ----------------Now playing: Lighthouse Family - Ain't No Sunshinevia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8480479218033331909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8480479218033331909' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8480479218033331909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8480479218033331909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/good-thing.html' title='good thing'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3997335034452152599</id><published>2010-01-26T21:05:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T21:44:15.382+02:00</updated><title type='text'>check it out</title><summary type='text'>Check this shit out (thx jules). Nu vreau sa comentez pe baza subiectului... As vrea sa fac, totusi, o precizare: NOT TRUE! Miserupismul vine cu varsta si blazarea e indusa social prin flegme. Dar este, intr-adevar, un filmulet foarte dragut. P.S. Also, check this song out. My boss listens to this kind of thing all the time and it gives me the office blues :)) Also, you're invited to my party </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3997335034452152599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3997335034452152599' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3997335034452152599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3997335034452152599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/check-it-out.html' title='check it out'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5195275131698309740</id><published>2010-01-26T20:52:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T20:56:08.762+02:00</updated><title type='text'>ba!!!111!</title><summary type='text'>Am doar (...) si n-am decat (...); sunt doar (...) si nu sunt decat (...); beau doar (... vin?...) si nu beau decat (...); fumez doar (...) si nu fumez decat(... Lucky si sometimes Marlboro?...). I mean... really! ----------------Now playing: Le Peuple De L'Herbe - Free Degreevia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5195275131698309740/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5195275131698309740' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5195275131698309740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5195275131698309740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/ba111.html' title='ba!!!111!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3878048900288272883</id><published>2010-01-26T18:57:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T21:21:21.896+02:00</updated><title type='text'>In for the kill, intrebari si raspunsuri</title><summary type='text'>"They say we can love who we trustOooh but what is love without lust?"Well, you silly goose, think of the way you love your mom or a very close friend. The fact that you think "lust" is one of society's pillars worries me to the point of exploding. It's nice you have such a nice voice though."Two hearts with accurate devotionsOoooh, but what are feelings without emotions? " Well, if you're </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3878048900288272883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3878048900288272883' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3878048900288272883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3878048900288272883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/in-for-kill-intrebari-si-raspunsuri.html' title='In for the kill, intrebari si raspunsuri'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5639544834421442338</id><published>2010-01-22T17:13:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-22T17:31:32.172+02:00</updated><title type='text'>hallelujah</title><summary type='text'>Lasand putin glumele proaste la o parte, in ultimile zile am tot reascultat Halleluja de Leonard Cohen si nu pot decat sa zic ca, pentru o melodie care sublinieaza absolut tot ce e in neregula cu vietile noastre, versurile imi dau puterea sa zic "da, ba, asta e, dar macar traiesc." La metrou, la Universitate, e un afis mare pentru nu stiu ce imprimanta (sau ceva asemanator) si scrie (lizibil si </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5639544834421442338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5639544834421442338' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5639544834421442338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5639544834421442338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/hallelujah.html' title='hallelujah'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8398083596074562978</id><published>2010-01-19T20:52:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T20:57:44.782+02:00</updated><title type='text'>kite-like</title><summary type='text'>"What happens in a man's life is already written. Man must move through life as his destiny wills" the TV whispered gently to the small child. *drop*P.S. Who said blogspot can't tweet? ----------------Now playing: J.Rabbit - Ninja Gaidenvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8398083596074562978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8398083596074562978' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8398083596074562978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8398083596074562978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/kite-like.html' title='kite-like'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2236155964585617307</id><published>2010-01-17T22:02:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-17T22:03:24.768+02:00</updated><title type='text'>she came along</title><summary type='text'>God, how I hate exams!----------------Now playing: Sharam ft. KiD CuDi - She Came Along (Doorly Dubstep Remix)via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2236155964585617307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2236155964585617307' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2236155964585617307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2236155964585617307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/she-came-along.html' title='she came along'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-894298782236744000</id><published>2010-01-14T05:47:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T05:50:40.773+02:00</updated><title type='text'>it's</title><summary type='text'>6 in the morning. I am a hero.p.s. I have to be at work at 9, and I'm still hustlin'Yeaaaaah!----------------Now playing: J.Rabbit - Ninja Gaidenvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/894298782236744000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=894298782236744000' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/894298782236744000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/894298782236744000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/its.html' title='it&apos;s'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2157947252439229362</id><published>2010-01-14T01:47:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T01:53:30.139+02:00</updated><title type='text'>o ard sincron</title><summary type='text'>Am observat ceva incredibil de interesant: traind intr-o lume care, in general, este descrisa de haos, ura si gri, calatoria cu metroul este, de fiecare data, ca o uniune sentimentala cu semenii mei pentru ca doar atunci, de doua ori pe zi, o ard in dans sincron. Cobor, usile se deschid si sute de persoane urca scarile in aceeasi directie, in acelasi ritm, unul langa altul, cu o sete incredibila </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2157947252439229362/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2157947252439229362' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2157947252439229362'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2157947252439229362'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/o-ard-sincron.html' title='o ard sincron'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5986798889773744018</id><published>2010-01-11T00:35:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T00:40:38.068+02:00</updated><title type='text'>ba!</title><summary type='text'>----------------Now playing: Soso - Hungover for three days straightvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5986798889773744018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5986798889773744018' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5986798889773744018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5986798889773744018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/ba.html' title='ba!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BMtmHDqLP5k/S0pXIudG6DI/AAAAAAAAAc4/UcmnK1M-5Hs/s72-c/IMG_4890.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3510028505664659345</id><published>2010-01-10T22:33:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T22:35:14.339+02:00</updated><title type='text'>dare</title><summary type='text'>open your browser, Google search "tales of mere existence," watch all the videos. Now do you get it?----------------Now playing: Guess Who - Flori Ilegalevia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3510028505664659345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3510028505664659345' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3510028505664659345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3510028505664659345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/dare.html' title='dare'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8973204727438924191</id><published>2010-01-09T18:04:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-09T18:07:30.891+02:00</updated><title type='text'>dreamer</title><summary type='text'>This is the best dubstep I've ever heard. Cannot stoplistening.Aaaaaa!!!!!1111!----------------Now playing: Bratkilla - Dreamer (HQ - UNRELEASED)via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8973204727438924191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8973204727438924191' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8973204727438924191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8973204727438924191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/dreamer.html' title='dreamer'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-417098598304706570</id><published>2010-01-09T17:09:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-09T17:34:37.615+02:00</updated><title type='text'>oh, you dirty, dirty little thing!</title><summary type='text'>Curatarea si lupta impotriva jegului reprezinta un mod de viata si un amendament pe care fiecare si-l aduce propriei existente intr-un mod unic. Pe langa trivialitatile de genul "fericire," "prietenie,""iubire," "respect" sau "dezvoltare personala FLOL," fiecare persoana se lupta cu jegul intr-un fel sau altul. Pentru un miop mizantrop ca mine, jegul se instaleaza, cateodata, pe ambele retine </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/417098598304706570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=417098598304706570' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/417098598304706570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/417098598304706570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/oh-you-dirty-dirty-little-thing.html' title='oh, you dirty, dirty little thing!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7316279916110147185</id><published>2010-01-08T14:12:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T14:41:54.023+02:00</updated><title type='text'>dubfuckingstep</title><summary type='text'>pentru ca bara era rece. M-am uitat in jur, scaune  multe si scena rotitoare invelita in membrana de cauciuc uda din care picura constant o apa neconventionala, urata care nu ar putea sa invigoreze sau se dea viata sub nici o forma. Un cadavru mancat de o fiinta de metal imensa care trosneste, se invarte si circula nestigherita printre colosii gri, prin catacombe si locuri unde oamenii sunt </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7316279916110147185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7316279916110147185' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7316279916110147185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7316279916110147185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/dubfuckingstep.html' title='dubfuckingstep'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1567408315576414037</id><published>2010-01-06T21:36:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2010-01-06T22:41:39.040+02:00</updated><title type='text'>2009, brainstorming si altele</title><summary type='text'>La multi ani, 2010! Wooohooo! Pentru ca la fiecare sfarsit de an scriu pe aici ce am invatat in anul precedent, ce am facut, cum am evouluat, m-am gandit sa respect traditia si sa o iau usor, usor pe capitole. Asa ca stai jos, pune-ti o perna sub cap, make yourself comfortable si, te rog, scuza-ma de acum daca o sa folosesc cuvinte urate. Mersi. 2009. Daca 2008 a fost mai prost ca 2007 si 2007 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1567408315576414037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1567408315576414037' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1567408315576414037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1567408315576414037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2010/01/2009-brainstorming-si-altele.html' title='2009, brainstorming si altele'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BMtmHDqLP5k/S0T09-KO0PI/AAAAAAAAAcw/Y49WfdrQ4uI/s72-c/ziua+mea026.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-237979007412543016</id><published>2009-12-29T20:50:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-29T20:51:58.875+02:00</updated><title type='text'>I</title><summary type='text'>am the master of packing quickly and efficiently. ----------------Now playing: Ganja White Night - Many Voices (sounds about right)via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/237979007412543016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=237979007412543016' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/237979007412543016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/237979007412543016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/12/i.html' title='I'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8181904990169697147</id><published>2009-12-25T17:38:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-25T17:39:14.913+02:00</updated><title type='text'>cry me a river</title><summary type='text'>Made my day!----------------Now playing: Borgore - Cry Me A Rivervia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8181904990169697147/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8181904990169697147' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8181904990169697147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8181904990169697147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/12/cry-me-river.html' title='cry me a river'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-9090047925863606480</id><published>2009-12-25T14:58:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-25T15:35:31.512+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Craciun fericit!</title><summary type='text'>Iata urarea de fericire. Pe jumatate, usor falsa si ATAT de standardizata. Daca lucrurile astea ar avea vreun efect cred ca in perioada asta traficul pe bloguri ar face BOOM. Si ca sa nu fie prea simplu si mult prea sec, lasati-ma sa dezvolt urarea de bine. Va doresc sa traiti intr-o lume fara ipocrizie, curata si extrem de frumoasa. Chiar imi doresc asta pentru ca sunt egoist. Problema urarilor </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/9090047925863606480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=9090047925863606480' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9090047925863606480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9090047925863606480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/12/craciun-fericit.html' title='Craciun fericit!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7687013931455099086</id><published>2009-12-16T00:14:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T00:33:27.759+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2012'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='plictisitor'/><title type='text'>cum poate apocalipsa sa fie atat de plictisitoare?</title><summary type='text'>Ni s-a intiparit pe scoarta cerebrala ca apocalipsa o sa fie presarata cu replici gretoase si povesti de dragoste cu iz de voma; stim inca din filmele cu Bruce Willis si Will Smith ca Presedintele SUA este un Rambo cu o inima mai mare decat a Uriasului de Fier; dar de ce plm trebuie Apocalipsa sa fie ATAT de plictisitoare? Asta m-am intrebat in fiecare minut (din toate cele 165) al filmului 2012.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7687013931455099086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7687013931455099086' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7687013931455099086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7687013931455099086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/12/cum-poate-apocalipsa-sa-fie-atat-de.html' title='cum poate apocalipsa sa fie atat de plictisitoare?'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2728245450799585976</id><published>2009-12-03T16:54:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-03T17:13:39.568+02:00</updated><title type='text'>astazi</title><summary type='text'>am vazut o femeie care plangea la metrou, un cersetor care aproape inghetase, doi copii care se certau, doua masini care s-au ciocnit, un tip care si-a luat papucii in public, un catel foarte, foarte slab, un politist imbracat in piele. Am vazt o coloana oficiala pentru care s-a oprit putin de tot traficul in zona Ateneului, o pisica care se furisa in boscheti si niste copii care alergau care </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2728245450799585976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2728245450799585976' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2728245450799585976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2728245450799585976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/12/astazi.html' title='astazi'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7742539420360232133</id><published>2009-12-02T22:05:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T22:11:45.158+02:00</updated><title type='text'>common denominator</title><summary type='text'>for all things that are stupid and, by all means, fucked up is ego. ----------------Now playing: Wim Mertens - Struggle for Pleasure (yup. i have a fever and i am, once again, delirious) via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7742539420360232133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7742539420360232133' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7742539420360232133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7742539420360232133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/12/common-denominator.html' title='common denominator'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3159810582205791231</id><published>2009-12-02T16:42:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T16:49:17.975+02:00</updated><title type='text'>flu</title><summary type='text'>flu-fluCan't do anything because of the flu. And yes, the flu is responsible for my lack of writing here.   "use the lufa!" ----------------Now playing: Wim Mertens - Struggle For Pleasurevia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3159810582205791231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3159810582205791231' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3159810582205791231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3159810582205791231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/12/flu.html' title='flu'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5519499569121495069</id><published>2009-11-25T01:52:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T01:55:19.005+02:00</updated><title type='text'>weirdly enough</title><summary type='text'>failure is so easy to foresee. You feel it in your gut. Nicely done. ----------------Now playing: Caspa &amp; Rusko - Terminatorvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5519499569121495069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5519499569121495069' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5519499569121495069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5519499569121495069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/weirdly-enough.html' title='weirdly enough'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8405349841372295663</id><published>2009-11-25T00:39:00.005+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T01:13:32.849+02:00</updated><title type='text'>dialog</title><summary type='text'>Prin talpile subtiri simte toate pietricelele de pe strada si plimbarea pana aici a fost putin prea lunga si e o durere ciudata, asemanatoare febrei musculare, pe care o simte in picioare. Acum trebuie sa se opreasca, sa focalizeze, sa zambeasca. Ridica privirea, pana acum deoncentrata si distrata cu diferitele peisaje urbane, si buzele uscate incep sa se miste. O anumita cantitate de saliva, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8405349841372295663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8405349841372295663' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8405349841372295663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8405349841372295663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/dialog.html' title='dialog'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8561645975143568022</id><published>2009-11-25T00:30:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T00:31:30.615+02:00</updated><title type='text'>hey</title><summary type='text'>do you people remember him?----------------Now playing: George Lenton - Trollvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8561645975143568022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8561645975143568022' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8561645975143568022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8561645975143568022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/hey.html' title='hey'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BMtmHDqLP5k/SwxeobqbwPI/AAAAAAAAAb0/VPEYu5_3rlY/s72-c/monster+meme.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1108901672459704372</id><published>2009-11-24T20:45:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-24T20:57:15.644+02:00</updated><title type='text'>intre timp</title><summary type='text'>iata niste ganduri legate de diverse melodii (cu recomandarile de rigoare, desigur):mattafix- angel on my shoulder-&gt; are niste versuri destul de dragute si imi place ca e bouncy (like all good things in life). De ascultat in soare. borgore- guided relaxation dub-&gt; da, e veche. M-am gandit putin si mi-am dat seama ca de fapt toata melodia este purely sexual.  Pe bune. Cascati urechile! Another </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1108901672459704372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1108901672459704372' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1108901672459704372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1108901672459704372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/intre-timp.html' title='intre timp'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-4938516845336292361</id><published>2009-11-24T20:04:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-24T20:41:14.919+02:00</updated><title type='text'>synchronizing blog with personal life (loading)</title><summary type='text'>Stiu ca nu am mai scris aici si ca probabil v-ati plictisit asteptand. Dar perioadele astea in care nu scriu sunt, pur si simplu, caracterizate de... ok nu o sa fac asta. Bun. As dori sa-i multumesc domnului Crin Antonescu. Domnule Antonescu va multumesc din inima ca ma considerati, pe mine cel care v-a votat, atat de prost si de ratacit incat sa nu pot sa iau o decizie in turul doi. Va multumesc</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/4938516845336292361/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=4938516845336292361' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4938516845336292361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4938516845336292361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/synchronizing-blog-with-personal-life.html' title='synchronizing blog with personal life (loading)'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-21163990528424674</id><published>2009-11-11T23:32:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T23:33:55.449+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Pe cine?</title><summary type='text'>it's still VBM, it's just more polite. ----------------Now playing: The Secret Lemon Project - Segmentvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/21163990528424674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=21163990528424674' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/21163990528424674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/21163990528424674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/pe-cine.html' title='Pe cine?'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-6323096944954935700</id><published>2009-11-10T00:10:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T00:36:19.994+02:00</updated><title type='text'>dubstep</title><summary type='text'>Ma incalt. Chem liftul. Pana la metrou fac fix 10 minute, fumez o singura tigara. Cobor treptele in graba. Cont 0. Ultimul metrou a trecut acum 4 minute si 45 de secunde. Intr-un minut si 10 secunde apare altul. Apas pe buton. Stationez si ma chinui cu toata fiinta. Usile se deschid. O iau la fuga. Daca stau pe loc mor. Nu am timp pentru scari rulante. Alt tren. Ajunge in 10 secunde. Acum. O </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/6323096944954935700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=6323096944954935700' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6323096944954935700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6323096944954935700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/dubstep.html' title='dubstep'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-9175536538705654563</id><published>2009-11-08T23:26:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-08T23:28:26.657+02:00</updated><title type='text'>let's doodle</title><summary type='text'>You can do it! Cut his fuckin' head off!----------------Now playing: Cookie Monsta - Maryland Chocolate Chip Mixvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/9175536538705654563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=9175536538705654563' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9175536538705654563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9175536538705654563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/lets-doodle.html' title='let&apos;s doodle'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BMtmHDqLP5k/Svc30NgzQ9I/AAAAAAAAAbs/VBW-qCQIZzA/s72-c/schita.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2243177149873477001</id><published>2009-11-04T18:02:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T18:06:23.340+02:00</updated><title type='text'>end of the world</title><summary type='text'>cum a fost----------------Now playing: Mattafix- angel on my shoulders via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2243177149873477001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2243177149873477001' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2243177149873477001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2243177149873477001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/end-of-world.html' title='end of the world'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3281811287989568941</id><published>2009-11-04T02:15:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T02:21:46.861+02:00</updated><title type='text'>funny fact</title><summary type='text'>listening to dead can dance makes me think about Dune, which makes me think about eighth grade, which makes me think about how I've grown old, which makes me think about how my best friends from eighth grade are still here right now, closer than ever. Funny thing, huh? Did you think (at least for one moment) during those troubled times we'll end up right here? ----------------Now playing: Yulunga</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3281811287989568941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3281811287989568941' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3281811287989568941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3281811287989568941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/11/funny-fact.html' title='funny fact'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-718557431426096228</id><published>2009-10-27T00:39:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T00:47:17.950+02:00</updated><title type='text'>untitled</title><summary type='text'>si era primavara si plecam la TM.era vara si eram asa de naiv.era iarna si ma imbracam numai in negru. ----------------Now playing: Snow Patrol Feat. Martha Wainwright - Set The Fire To The Third Barvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/718557431426096228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=718557431426096228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/718557431426096228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/718557431426096228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/untitled.html' title='untitled'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5606532038108889354</id><published>2009-10-26T23:57:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T00:33:39.215+02:00</updated><title type='text'>faq</title><summary type='text'>Q: Cine esti?A: Am fost creat in 2006. Scopurile mi s-au schimbat in ultmii 3 ani, am fost reinventat de multe ori si acum ma bucur sa indeplinesc functia de "cos de gunoi" pentru autor. In principiu, am intotdeauna dreptate, sunt radical, vehement, impulsiv, subtil, artagos si extrem de orgolios. Exist atata timp cat VBM indeplineste functia de "oglinda."Q: Mai multi "K." De ce?A: Pentru ca o </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5606532038108889354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5606532038108889354' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5606532038108889354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5606532038108889354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/faq.html' title='faq'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1407704114855733991</id><published>2009-10-26T16:07:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2009-10-26T16:09:41.902+02:00</updated><title type='text'>piece of writing</title><summary type='text'>here you go----------------Now playing: Sigur Rós - Saeglopurvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1407704114855733991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1407704114855733991' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1407704114855733991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1407704114855733991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/piece-of-writing.html' title='piece of writing'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3470483146547653146</id><published>2009-10-22T21:12:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T21:24:56.436+03:00</updated><title type='text'>tribute to spamland</title><summary type='text'>Cellar contract. The cellar+ the by err= prison sex. The by err is the one who pays the price... it’s actually a complicated relationship. The sub abject may be normal or just creepingly weird. In order to become a sub abject, a natural person has to have a legal cap. The legal cap is defined as general/major of a person to have both rights and lefts and the right to exercise the barring of arms.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3470483146547653146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3470483146547653146' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3470483146547653146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3470483146547653146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/tribute-to-spamland.html' title='tribute to spamland'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-4330880056461873405</id><published>2009-10-22T01:40:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T01:48:27.452+03:00</updated><title type='text'>martie 2008</title><summary type='text'>pentru ca tot nu aveam sectiunea "Despre mine" sau "About Me" pe blog. Cand o sa am timp sa caut in template o sa fac o pagina speciala pentru asta. Pana atunci, enjoy and please take it into consideration.Tuesday, March 18, 2008----------------Now playing: Stereophonics - I'm Alright via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/4330880056461873405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=4330880056461873405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4330880056461873405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4330880056461873405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/martie-2008.html' title='martie 2008'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2502122408409841200</id><published>2009-10-22T00:08:00.005+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T00:47:09.661+03:00</updated><title type='text'>hobo diaries, chapter 14</title><summary type='text'>*chapters 15 and 16 are HH related (it's a bar)Nu cred ca e un mare secret ca imi plac conversatiile (rare, dar mereu interesante) cu oamenii aceia de care va feriti la metrou sau pe strada. Vorbesc, evident, despre oamenii strazii. Astazi am avut ocazia sa schimb cateva replici cu o astfel de persoana; aceasta experienta, din pacate, nu a fost chiar placuta. Sa va zic.S-a intamplat brusc: am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2502122408409841200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2502122408409841200' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2502122408409841200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2502122408409841200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/hobo-diaries-chapter-14.html' title='hobo diaries, chapter 14'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1819677099412684215</id><published>2009-10-21T00:42:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-21T00:44:59.678+03:00</updated><title type='text'>pesimism</title><summary type='text'>...il recunosti atunci cand vezi o mireasa scandand ca pe stadion "s-alta data! s-alta data!" ----------------Now playing: Gentelman - Weary No Morevia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1819677099412684215/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1819677099412684215' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1819677099412684215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1819677099412684215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/pesimism.html' title='pesimism'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-6643635370030352579</id><published>2009-10-21T00:21:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-21T00:39:54.900+03:00</updated><title type='text'>javrelor!</title><summary type='text'>Cuvantul se zbate in mintea mea, rugandu-ma sa-l eliberez, sa-l las sa-si duca la indeplinire sarcina. Il potolesc si il hranesc cu vise si ganduri complexe, isi schimba culoarea, se alieaza cu alte ganduri, mainile reactioneaza la impulsul neuronal: scot din pachet o tigara, o aprind, savurez primul fum, nicotina se propulseaza repede in interiorul meu. Privesc prin aerul rece din fata mea, prin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/6643635370030352579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=6643635370030352579' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6643635370030352579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6643635370030352579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/javrelor.html' title='javrelor!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7694386385681337934</id><published>2009-10-19T21:13:00.004+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T22:05:54.685+03:00</updated><title type='text'>"si este frig.... si bucurestiul e naspa"</title><summary type='text'>Da, este frig. Da, Capitala e aglomerata si murdara! Dar hai sa nu fim prea dramatici! Chiar vreau sa scriu despre neasteptata scadere a temperaturii (in octombrie) si in acelasi timp nu vreau ca cei care intra aici sa creada ca sunt cuprins de sentimente profunde cu nuante nostalgice sau melancolice. Solutia? Captain Obvious:Este frig si afara ploua, nu consider ca situatia e noua. An de an, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7694386385681337934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7694386385681337934' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7694386385681337934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7694386385681337934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/si-este-frig-si-bucurestiul-e-naspa.html' title='&quot;si este frig.... si bucurestiul e naspa&quot;'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1088465331022999338</id><published>2009-10-14T00:20:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T00:32:00.594+03:00</updated><title type='text'>efort de imaginatie</title><summary type='text'>Cum ar fi sa ies din casa, sa nu-mi fie frig, sa nu schimbe (din nou) bordurile, sa nu fiu imbrancit la metrou, in trafic sa nu stau cu grija ca-mi explodeaza capul de nervi, sa nu mai fiu nevoit sa tolerez cu aroganta tot felul de cretini, sa nu mai dau peste ipocriti, sa am mai multa energie, Bucurestiul sa fie mai frumos, sa stau confortabil in bancile de la facultate, sa am tot timpul tigari,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1088465331022999338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1088465331022999338' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1088465331022999338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1088465331022999338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/efort-de-imaginatie.html' title='efort de imaginatie'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-6727137777820469156</id><published>2009-10-11T20:54:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-11T21:01:41.965+03:00</updated><title type='text'>time is short</title><summary type='text'>Trebuie sa ma impart intre facultate, job si alte nenumarate activitati in care m-am implicat. Here's a song that I really like. If I were to write something here, right now, at this very moment, it would carry the same load as this song.----------------Now playing: Gentleman - Soulfoodvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/6727137777820469156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=6727137777820469156' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6727137777820469156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6727137777820469156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/time-is-short.html' title='time is short'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-7231965472542583650</id><published>2009-10-06T12:53:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T12:56:31.684+03:00</updated><title type='text'>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu</title><summary type='text'>Imi facem dus ca tot omu'. Ma spalam, toul era bine spre excelent. Ma gandesc ca "azi o sa fie o zi buna, o sa fiu productiv si nu o sa obosesc foarte mult." In exact acelasi moment, explodeaza furtunul de la dus, apa peste tot, ma loveste peste fata. Bun. Injur.Ma duc sa ma barbieresc. "Hai ca nu e asa de rau." Ma tai pe alunita de deasupra buzei. Wtf. ----------------Now playing: 01 In For The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/7231965472542583650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=7231965472542583650' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7231965472542583650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/7231965472542583650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.html' title='uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3264401969159863461</id><published>2009-10-06T00:58:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T01:02:21.769+03:00</updated><title type='text'>very</title><summary type='text'>cool piece of writing: check it out!Nu-i asa ca e un text atipic? Nu prea mai gasesti asa ceva prin blogosfera. Pacat, mare pacat. ----------------Now playing: Kid Koala - Skanky Pankyvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3264401969159863461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3264401969159863461' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3264401969159863461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3264401969159863461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/very.html' title='very'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-322906385780864434</id><published>2009-10-05T22:40:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T23:07:43.223+03:00</updated><title type='text'>gri</title><summary type='text'>Intr-o sambata extrem de aglomerata am simtit sa trag pe dreapta in fata unui bloc care iesea in evidenta dintr-o masa de colosi cenusii. Cum o iei spre Chitila, pe undeva, nu stiu exact cum am ajuns acolo, e un bloc ca un curcubeu. Vazut si analizat din punct de vedere estetic conform standardelor unor orase frumoase, blocul este o gluma. Dar m-a facut sa ma simt bine. Alb, rosu, galben, verde </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/322906385780864434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=322906385780864434' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/322906385780864434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/322906385780864434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/gri.html' title='gri'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8425072992584904413</id><published>2009-10-02T21:21:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-02T21:32:33.359+03:00</updated><title type='text'>what to do?</title><summary type='text'>well, the answer is obvious: junk night with junky, the most obnoxious food available. joy ride, buy provisions and laugh the night away. P.S. for those who actually read this blog: I'm sorry for my lack of coherence, but I'm so tired of writing real stuff. I am doing that somewhere else, on a daily basis.----------------Now playing: Damian Marley - Stuck In Between (what's funny about this song </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8425072992584904413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8425072992584904413' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8425072992584904413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8425072992584904413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/what-to-do.html' title='what to do?'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5129960702526128429</id><published>2009-10-02T00:15:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-10-02T00:31:24.865+03:00</updated><title type='text'>wtf</title><summary type='text'>"Buna ziua! Fiti amabil, puteti sa-mi spuneti incotro e Ateneul?""Buna. Da, prima la dreapta.""Multumesc."wtf? I don't look old and I definitely don't act like an old person. So, again, wtf? Maybe I had my "workaholic" face on... Yeah, that must be it. And today I got so pissed off in traffic I had to think about bunnies not to lose it. AND I HATE (absolutely hate) BUNNIES. I'm not old. No, I'm </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5129960702526128429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5129960702526128429' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5129960702526128429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5129960702526128429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/10/wtf.html' title='wtf'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3963331110500298318</id><published>2009-09-25T12:22:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T12:23:07.261+03:00</updated><title type='text'>17 0re</title><summary type='text'>e ca si cum m-a batut cineva cu o bata. ----------------Now playing: Joker - Snake Eatervia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3963331110500298318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3963331110500298318' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3963331110500298318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3963331110500298318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/17-0re.html' title='17 0re'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8387749966400579624</id><published>2009-09-22T22:49:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-22T23:22:22.464+03:00</updated><title type='text'>cuvinte, cuvinte, cuvinte</title><summary type='text'>Cuvintele sunt cateodata atat de amuzante. Sunt amuzante pentru ca multi reusesc sa dea rateu atunci cand se exprima. De exemplu, un "mai" plasat strategic inaintea lui "bine" reuseste sa schimbe complet o conversatie care ar trebui sa urmeze un traseu standard. "Ce faci? Bine." Vorbeam acum mult timp despre cuvinte puternice care incep sa-si piarda din potenta: iubire, ura, prietenie, fericire, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8387749966400579624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8387749966400579624' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8387749966400579624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8387749966400579624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/cuvinte-cuvinte-cuvinte.html' title='cuvinte, cuvinte, cuvinte'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-6610463179186302158</id><published>2009-09-18T02:40:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-18T02:43:46.575+03:00</updated><title type='text'>joy ride</title><summary type='text'>the perfect way to relax. The only time when this shitty city truly shines is when you floor it. ----------------Now playing: Djali Zwan  Love to Lovevia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/6610463179186302158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=6610463179186302158' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6610463179186302158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6610463179186302158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/joy-ride_18.html' title='joy ride'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2139578667127250619</id><published>2009-09-17T01:03:00.006+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-17T01:52:00.225+03:00</updated><title type='text'>review la filme proaste</title><summary type='text'>E miercuri si am fost la film. De data asta am vazut "The Ugly Truth" si nu pot sa zic decat ca pare de plastic. Sigur, au fost momente when I actually LOLed. Nu este un film prost si nu este un film bun. E greu de spus exact ce este. De fapt, mi-ar trebui o alte insemnare in care sa definesc exact ce este "un film" si cat de corect ar fi sa sa spui ca "The Ugly Truth" si, sa zicem, "Waking Life"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2139578667127250619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2139578667127250619' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2139578667127250619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2139578667127250619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/review-la-filme-proaste.html' title='review la filme proaste'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-9187102809605806770</id><published>2009-09-16T14:23:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-16T14:32:16.648+03:00</updated><title type='text'>?</title><summary type='text'>mi-e lene sa scriuas avea despre ce sa scriu dar mi-e lene si sunt cam ocupatam remarcat ca anumite gesturi ma deranjeaza deoarece le consider incredibil de intimepot detensiona o situatie prinr-o singura glumatratament cu testosteron: discutiile despre masini si lectiile de injuarat. Standardul masculin e sub orice criticaRomania se duce dracu'. In sfarsit se intampla ceva!Noaptea e destul de </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/9187102809605806770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=9187102809605806770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9187102809605806770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/9187102809605806770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/blog-post.html' title='?'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-4342336059341724982</id><published>2009-09-11T19:34:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T19:36:03.213+03:00</updated><title type='text'>rock, rock on!</title><summary type='text'>p.s. next week i shall adams that stoned guitar of mine. ----------------Now playing: Promoe - Freedom Fightersvia FoxyTunes   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/4342336059341724982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=4342336059341724982' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4342336059341724982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4342336059341724982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/rock-rock-on.html' title='rock, rock on!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2162088760772966793</id><published>2009-09-11T14:58:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T15:03:16.689+03:00</updated><title type='text'>quick reminder</title><summary type='text'>DubFx sambata. Over and out.----------------Now playing: Spor - Go Liquidvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2162088760772966793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2162088760772966793' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2162088760772966793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2162088760772966793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/quick-reminder.html' title='quick reminder'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8374763506766235256</id><published>2009-09-11T13:06:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T13:10:12.517+03:00</updated><title type='text'>the daily show and</title><summary type='text'>jon stewart make my mornings brighter and funnier. It's just a shame that we savage European beast children are not civilized enough to access the full episodes on the site. ----------------Now playing: Placebo - Holocaust (because I'm still sleepy and this is perfect for this kind of situation)via FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8374763506766235256/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8374763506766235256' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8374763506766235256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8374763506766235256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/daily-show-and.html' title='the daily show and'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-796541971118302745</id><published>2009-09-10T13:11:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T13:24:46.186+03:00</updated><title type='text'>za proposal</title><summary type='text'>Nu este un film din care poti sa tragi concluzii de viata, nu este un film pe care sa-l tii minte si nu este un film de nota zece, o perla a cinematografiei, cu cadre perfecte si inovatii tehnice, intorsaturi de situatii care ar putea sa faca mintea unora sa intre in stand by. Nu. The Proposal este exact ce scrie pe cutie: un aparat pe care ti-l pui la tample, vibreaza, te face sa zambesti si </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/796541971118302745/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=796541971118302745' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/796541971118302745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/796541971118302745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/za-proposal.html' title='za proposal'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-739263333461260199</id><published>2009-09-10T11:54:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T11:54:37.429+03:00</updated><title type='text'>'neata!</title><summary type='text'>E mai frig in casa decat afara!----------------Now playing: placebo - eyesight to the blindvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/739263333461260199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=739263333461260199' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/739263333461260199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/739263333461260199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/neata.html' title='&apos;neata!'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3429131820698006022</id><published>2009-09-09T15:53:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T16:14:18.599+03:00</updated><title type='text'>bug me</title><summary type='text'>- Bong-Ra and DubFx don't really get along musically, but people try to squeeze everything they've got in one party- i'm writing this in English (captain Obvious style)- driving is sooo relaxing- what's up with all these old pictures I keep digging out of my hard drive? some are really fuckin' obscene- what's up with people who panic on facebook? really, grow up! it's just a piece of code, not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3429131820698006022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3429131820698006022' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3429131820698006022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3429131820698006022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/bug-me.html' title='bug me'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-6082343102427112650</id><published>2009-09-08T17:25:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T17:30:21.416+03:00</updated><title type='text'>poveste de groaza (3)</title><summary type='text'>Micul oras de munte sta invelit sub o patura imensa de nori cenusii. Cateva rupturi din cer te lasa sa zaresti pentru un moment lumina soarelui. Este o liniste mormantala si gara este goala. Este dimineata si mi-e rau; ma dor pcioarele, simt ca imi pocnesc venele si trebuie sa-mi masez constant tamplele pentru a-mi preveni capul sa explodeze. Nu ma asteptam sa gasesc pe cineva la ghiseul de </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/6082343102427112650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=6082343102427112650' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6082343102427112650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6082343102427112650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/poveste-de-groaza-3.html' title='poveste de groaza (3)'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-4523354456157905189</id><published>2009-09-08T14:05:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-08T19:25:40.133+03:00</updated><title type='text'>ce bine</title><summary type='text'>ca schimba bordurile din fata blocului! Devenisera impracticabile! De fiecare data cand coboram de pe trotuar in strada trebuia sa evit un atac de anxietate cauzat de catre aceste borduri care nu mai corespundeau din punct de vedere estetic. Sunetul de picamar este ca o simfonie, injuraturile muncitorilor sunt ca niste vorbe dulci soptite in ureche, claxoanele masinilor ca nu au loc sa treaca de </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/4523354456157905189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=4523354456157905189' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4523354456157905189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/4523354456157905189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/ce-bine.html' title='ce bine'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-2856946514301087716</id><published>2009-09-07T15:56:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-07T16:04:28.398+03:00</updated><title type='text'>dude, it's all about mistery</title><summary type='text'>Sa-ti creezi un alter ego care detine puterea absoluta, este atotstiutor si are mereu dreptate nu mai este o chestie asa originala... cam toata lumea o face acum. Din pacate, nu toata lumea stie sa o faca bine. Ideea din spatele unei practici de felul asta este ca trebuie sa pastrezi o anumita doza de mister. Sa te arunci ca disperatul in absolut orice nu face altceva decat sa-ti murdareasca </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/2856946514301087716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=2856946514301087716' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2856946514301087716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/2856946514301087716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/dude-its-all-about-mistery.html' title='dude, it&apos;s all about mistery'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1833192333026239480</id><published>2009-09-03T13:00:00.000+03:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T13:01:27.854+03:00</updated><title type='text'>joy ride</title><summary type='text'>joy ride joy ride joy joy ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride ride joyrideJoY RidEjoY ridE----------------Now playing: Looptroop - A Modern Day City Symphonyvia FoxyTunes   &lt;!--Session data--&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1833192333026239480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1833192333026239480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1833192333026239480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1833192333026239480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/09/joy-ride.html' title='joy ride'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-6914476534957677246</id><published>2009-08-31T02:19:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2009-08-31T02:21:31.638+03:00</updated><title type='text'>keff</title><summary type='text'>KeFf    Keff - Swedish slang for Bad, Boring, Uninteresting - Pronounced just like the name Jeff but with a K!   We are more, how keff are you?----------------Now playing: Aphex Twin - Violin Solovia FoxyTunes    </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/6914476534957677246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=6914476534957677246' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6914476534957677246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/6914476534957677246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/08/keff.html' title='keff'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1670472844931900803</id><published>2009-08-31T01:26:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2009-08-31T01:54:28.346+03:00</updated><title type='text'>ludic</title><summary type='text'>Lumea este cum este si avem multe lucruri de care sa ne plangem. De fapt, daca m-as pune acum sa ma plang de toate lucrurile care ma deranjeaza probabil ca as face un maraton de cateva zile de vaicareli. Printre probleme si vaiete trebuie sa stii cum sa iesi in soare si sa te destinzi. Trebuie sa fii in stare sa zambesti tot timpul si sa te simti puternic, chiar si in cele mai negre situatii. Si </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1670472844931900803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1670472844931900803' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1670472844931900803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1670472844931900803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/08/ludic.html' title='ludic'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-5120343820449770774</id><published>2009-08-21T20:11:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T20:12:34.692+03:00</updated><title type='text'>quick reminder</title><summary type='text'>The Killers still make me sick to my stomach. It's just bullshit music.----------------Now playing: Tantrum Desire - Xenomorphvia FoxyTunes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/5120343820449770774/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=5120343820449770774' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5120343820449770774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/5120343820449770774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/08/quick-reminder.html' title='quick reminder'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-3760526282869389590</id><published>2009-08-21T18:48:00.004+03:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T19:16:42.635+03:00</updated><title type='text'>poveste de groaza (2)</title><summary type='text'>O zi insorita intr-un oras fantoma este ca un dus rece. Merg. In timp ce pasesc pe strazile prafuite ma gandesc cum am copilarit aici, ce vremuri frumoase, amintiri cu jocuri si aventuri prin padurile care imprejmuiesc orasul ca zidurile unei cetati. Merg si mi-e greu sa cred ca ceva rau zace aici, sunt doar plictisit. Asta trebuie sa fie. Merg si drumul ma duce catre vechea pescarie. De acolo </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/3760526282869389590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=3760526282869389590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3760526282869389590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/3760526282869389590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/08/poveste-de-groaza-2.html' title='poveste de groaza (2)'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-8072929403990845497</id><published>2009-08-21T13:53:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2009-08-21T14:19:28.827+03:00</updated><title type='text'>poveste de groaza (1)</title><summary type='text'>Zilele trec foarte greu aici. Ati putea spune ca sunt plictisit, dar nu este cazul. Zilele nu sunt lungi pentru ca nu exista fiinte cu care sa comunici sau pentru ca simt ca ma sufoc intr-o camera atat de mica. Nu. Am impresia ca aici timpul nu are puterea necesara sa se miste in ritmul obisnuit; locul asta te secatuieste de vointa si iti absoarbe  toate dorintele. Mi se mai pare bizar ca toate </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/8072929403990845497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=8072929403990845497' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8072929403990845497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/8072929403990845497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/08/poveste-de-groaza.html' title='poveste de groaza (1)'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25282941.post-1113753117494705321</id><published>2009-08-20T14:04:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2009-08-20T14:16:06.400+03:00</updated><title type='text'>ghid</title><summary type='text'>Cand esti intr-un oras abandonat, un oras in care oamenii prefera sa umble prin subteran lasand strazile goale; un oras in care nu exista politie sau  pompieri sau copii, atunci cand sunteti intr-un oras extrem de frumos si curat,  dar in care nu exista oameni, iata cum trebuie sa procedati:1. stop. drop. and roll (oriunde)2. follow the skate shoes wearing kids to their hide-out3. roll4. act like</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/feeds/1113753117494705321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25282941&amp;postID=1113753117494705321' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1113753117494705321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25282941/posts/default/1113753117494705321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://verbalmasturbate.blogspot.com/2009/08/ghid.html' title='ghid'/><author><name>Kromlek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07623901231587000575</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8787/bodyinflamesbycromleckib2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
